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Handler: Why is the ocean salty according to you?
Snooki: Because it’s all whale sperm. It’s true. It’s true. If you Google it, it’s all whale sperm. I swear.
Handler: Is that true? Have you Googled that?
Snooki: Yeah, and it said because of the whale sperm, and I guess it ejaculates like two thousand million sperms. Wait, that didn’t make sense. But you know what I mean.
Handler: You’re saying each whale ejaculates a significant amount of sperm, and that is filling up the entire ocean. When they’re having sex with other whales, the sperm should be going into the other whale!
Snooki: Well, some leaks out, I guess.
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